21 REASONS WHY YOU MIGHT NEVER WANT TO DO MOUNTAIN BIKING
Did someone tell you that mountain biking is fun ? Unfortunately there are good reasons why you might never want to do mountain biking. You might think… At the end of the day I enjoyed my first bike as a kid, so why not now ? Don’t just listen to people trying to sell you another product !!! Guess what…Not everything is truth. Just read and see these 21 reasons why you might never do mountain biking.
1).TO START WITH MOUNTAIN BIKES ARE PRETTY HIDEOUS
Mondraker Dune
2). YOU’LL HAVE TO RIDE THROUGH MUDDY PATHS AND GET WET…
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3)…IN THE DARK FOREST. TREE AFTER TREE…SO BORING
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4)…AND THOSE STEEP, TIRING PATHS YOU CAN’T EVEN RIDE.
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5)…ALL THIS EFFORT TO GET UP THERE, AND WHAT DO YOU GET ? DARK DEPRESSING SKIES WITH UNREWARDING VIEWS .
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6)…WHAT COMES UP MUST COME DOWN. TIME FOR BORING DESCENT.
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7)…SERIOUSLY ANOTHER VIEW LIKE THIS AND I’M GONNA THROW UP.
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8). ALL THESE VIEWS ARE THE SAME ANYWAY…
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9)…PATHS AND TRAILS LOOK FAMILIAR TOO
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10). YOU NEVER GET TO MEET ANYONE INTERESTING.
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11). YOU NEVER GET TO SEE WILDLIFE EITHER.
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12). THERE’S JUST NOTHING ABOUT MOUNTAIN BIKING THAT COULD POSSIBLY SURPRISE YOU
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13). TOO DANGEROUS TO INVOLVE YOUR FAMILY
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14). WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE WINTER ? YOU CAN’T RIDE ON ICE AND SNOW.
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15). NEITHER YOU CAN DO IT IN THE CITY. SO WHAT’S THE POINT ?
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16). NO CHALLENGE AT ALL.
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17). IT DOESN’T INVOLVE ANY REAL SKILLS AND ISN’T EXCITING TO WATCH.
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18). IT’S NOT REALLY A POPULAR ACTIVITY.
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19). IS MOUNTAIN BIKING A SPORT ? IS IT EVEN IN OLYMPICS ?
London 2012 Olympics
20). YEP..THESE GIRLS UNDER THE HELMETS LOOK PRETTY ROUGH
21). WORST OF ALL – YOU’LL END UP WITH TOO MANY FRIENDS THAT WILL FORCE YOU INTO HAVING A FEW BEERS AFTER YOU FINISH RIDING
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